Pilot fish is setting up a new laptop for a client to take home and thinks it would be nice if he could find a mouse to send home with the client as well. So he roots around in the server room, where there are piles of unused equipment, and is pleased when he finds what looks like a new wireless mouse, made by a company that shall remain nameless but that’s big in software. The thing even has batteries, so he’s pretty happy as he plugs the dongle in and continues to set the laptop up.

But whenever he hits an input box, the laptop inserts a continuous string of the character “9.” He tries backspacing, but the computer is faster than he is. Thinking it’s a temporary problem with the keyboard, fish reboots. No help. He fiddles with the two “9” keys on the keypad, but that doesn’t help either.

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